sectonia:

sectonia:

full offense but slimey the worm is lterally the most perfect character design ive ever seen

absolutely no flaws.just a fucking worm

op you are so sexy and your cock is huge

madagaskarka:

sakurasdivorcelawyer:

Oh oh oh here it COME—

that swing had more screen time than tenten

coolbugfacts:

presidentobarna:

catgirlpresident:

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

enajcosta:

mirukaiam:

siobhanblank:

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

ima just leave these here

beastmac:

mllermanda:

A meme that my little sister created which pretty good :D

i’m fucking screaming

kisskissfuckshitup:

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

cybeast-gregar:

cybeast-gregar:

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

bisopod:

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

ur-friendly-local-memer:

marzipanandminutiae:

little-niggah-sugar:

hi-def-doritos:

amityravenclawelf:

dragonpuppies:

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife